My Opponent

 He has a fine record, and there are many things on which we agree. He’s a friend of the environment, of wildlife, and of farmers. He’s a proponent of public transit and the mobilization of Americans on bicycles as a viable means of transportation in a modern landscape. He’s one of the most pot-friendly legislators in Congress. On all of these issues, he and I are in total agreement. We’re both opposed to that damn wall. He voted against the creation of ICE twenty years ago, and I look forward to casting a vote for its abolition from the seat he currently occupies. I hope at some point in this contest we can sit down and discuss the issues.